I can’t wait to suck the surf in the metaverse
Mark Zuckerberg has spawned the metaverse – a virtual world that humanity can populate, exist and interact with – thinking that we will all eventually want to embrace the digital world much more than our own. Considering humans have done such painstaking work to make the real world an unbearable shit, it makes sense that they would want to temporarily retreat elsewhere. But the Metaverse aims to be the preferred reality, not just temporary. Good to know that the architect at the helm of our all-virtual future is Zuckerberg – the man best known for creating a website that excels at turning your aunt into a grammatically difficult Nazi.
This is the dystopian future that sci-fi movies of the 80s and 90s tried to warn us about. The simple concept of the metaverse should be covered in cement, locked in a nondescript box and transported to a secret government warehouse in the middle of nowhere guarded by TOP MEN.